Total Medals Earned: 201 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,095 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Reach level X.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect the crown.
Collect the flute
Collect the pendant
Collect the hat
Finished the game Princess Fart
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 12/32 (210/500 points)
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (75/325 points)
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 3/6 (75/235 points)
Pulled them all!
Find a sneaky hiding spot!
Buy the crystal to travel faster!
Paint!
Play the piano
Escape!
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
ice age scenario
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/245 points)
You scored 100 points!
You scored 250 points!
You scored 500 points!
You scored 1000 points!
You scored 2500 points!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game